houston, n.All

Houston is a cruel, crazy town on a filthy river in East Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex, money and violence.

Houston is like Dallas with more crime, humidity, and especially pollution.

Houston is a shabby, sprawling metropolis ruled by brazen women, crooked cops and super-rich pansexual cowboys who live by the code of the West -- which can mean just about anything you need it to mean, in a pinch.

Houston is a concrete saucepan full of swamp water.

Houston is space city