japanese (language), n.All

I bought a new Japanese carI turned on the radio, I don't understand a word they're saying

Japanese (language) is a language that adopted the world's most complicated writing system, and then made it worse.

Japanese (language) is like Mexican with all the vowels removed.

The Japanese (language) has fewer sounds than any other language and therefore has to ascribe a lot of meanings to the few it does have. 'Seikan' can mean a sexual feeling, naval construction, can manufacturing, or serene contemplation.

Japanese (language) is 16th-century Chinese, 17th-century Portuguese, 18th-century Dutch, 19th-century French and 20th-century English with an abhorrence of consonant clusters.

Japanese (language) is, grammatically, Spanish done in reverse Polish notation.

Japanese (language) is tone-deaf ancient Chinese spoken backwards.

Japanese (language) is Spanish written in Chinese characters thrown in a bag and then sorted out without any logical order.

American soldiers in the Pacific theater of WWII used passwords with the letter 'L'. Because the Japanese can't distinguish L and R, they would send out words like "Laura" and upon hearing back 'rorra', would "open fire'.

Japanese (language) is Turkish as spoken by Hawaiians.