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Jeff Merkley (n.) is β βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ Oregon's quieter senator, which in Oregon still beats most states' loud one.
Jeff Merkley (n.) is β βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ a progressive with the haircut and manner of a man selling you a reliable used truck.
Jeff Merkley (n.) is β βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ the colleague Bernie Sanders calls when he needs a cosponsor who will not become the story.
Jeff Merkley (n.) is β βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ the Senate's designated witness: the one who drives to the thing everyone else is tweeting about.
Jeff Merkley (n.) is β βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ the senator who reads the bill, which makes him the Senate's rarest cosponsor.