Jonathan Swift, n.All

Jonathan Swift is an occasional poet who sings lightly about dandruff, drains, body odor, dirty underclothes and comic farts.

Jonathan Swift is a monster gibbering shrieks and gnashing imprecations against mankind - tearing down all shreds of modesty, past all sense of manliness and shame: filthy in word, filthy in thought, furious, raging, obscene.

Jonathan Swift is a person who gets no pleasure out of the health of his friends.