kombucha, n.All

Kombucha is soap for your organs

Kombucha's health benefits are not backed up by any scientific evidence. There are also known adverse effects, including severe hepatic and renal toxicity.

Kombucha is fungal Kool-aid.

Kombucha is tea with a yeast infection

Kombucha is straight-edge beer

Kombucha is hippie prison wine

Kombucha is bougie pickle juice

Kombucha is fizzy vinegar

Kombucha is Day Beer. Or Health Beer.