laphroaig, n.All

Laphroaig is like the apocalypse, and it’s beautiful.

Laphroaig is like a trip to the nurse's office.

Laphroaig is like turpentine and high tide in a good way.

Laphroaig is like pencils floating in rubbing alcohol.

Laphroaig is the nicest mud you've ever drunk

Laphroaig is like someone put out a cigarette on a dirty diaper.

Laphroaig is like a band-aid soaked in marsh water used to put out a forest fire, but in a good way

Laphroaig is like you soaked a rusty old battery in a tub smoked cod and then licked it...only to be shocked slightly.