liberace, n.All

Liberace is the summit of sex, the pinnacle of masculine, feminine and neuter. Everything that he, she and it can ever want.

Liberace is a man who reeks of emetic language that can only make grown men long for a quiet corner, an aspidistra, a handkerchief and the old heave-ho.

Liberace is pure art student gone camping.

Liberace is, without doubt, the biggest sentimental vomit of all time. Slobbering over his Mother, winking at his brother, and counting the cash at every second, this superb piece of calculating candyfloss has an answer for every situation.

Liberace is a deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scentimpregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, mincing heap of mother love.