Malt liquor is a bready dime-store spirit.
Malt liquor is Rapper's Delight
Malt liquor is a beverage which tastes distinctly better in a parking lot.
Malt liquor is the taste of defeat.
Malt liquor is much better tasting with a brown paper bag coozie.
Malt liquor is the nectar of the hood.
Malt liquor tastes like how homeless people smell
Malt liquor is much better tasting when you've got problems