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Portuguese (language) is the language spoken by Gallegos who decided to have their own independent country.
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Portuguese (language) is a dialect of Spanish that managed to score an army and a navy.
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Portuguese (language) is heavily mutated vulgar soldier's Latin, as spoken by prescriptive purists obsessed with "preserving the correct language".
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Portuguese (language) is Spanish spoken with a French accent. (Not really true since the nasals in Portuguese are different than those in French.)
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