q tip, n.All

The Q-tip is the cigarette of the beauty care world - it states that it is bad for you on the packaging.

Giraffes can clean their ears with its 21 inch tongue

The Q-tip is a legal drug.

The Q-tip is an ear dildo.

The Q-tip is a back scratcher for your brain.

The Q-tip is an ear-toothpick.

A Q-tip is never to be stick in your ear — as they say, never stick anything in your ear that's smaller than your elbow.

The Q-tip is the deliverer of an eargasm.

The Q-tip is an orgasm on a stick.