Turkish (language)

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is Arabic, Persian and French words stuck together with Mongolian grammar.

Turkish is essentially Arabic, Persian and French words stuck together with Mongolian grammar.

is Hungarian adapted by retreating Huns who hoped that curses with umlauts would really frighten the Greeks.

Turkish is essentially Hungarian adapted by retreating Huns who hoped that curses with umlauts would really frighten the Greeks.

is Azerbaijani spoken by would-be Europeans, so with a French, German and English accent.

Turkish is essentially Azerbaijani spoken by would-be Europeans, so with a French, German and English accent.

is a dialect of French (restoran, omlet, garson, factura, pantolon, televizyon,...).

Turkish is essentially a dialect of French (restoran, omlet, garson, factura, pantolon, televizyon,...).

Conversely, Turkish is essentially Finnish in the sun.

is Korean that survived the sack of a gang of angry Mongols and the transliteration of several nasty rulers.

Turkish is essentially Korean that survived the sack of a gang of angry Mongols and the transliteration of several nasty rulers.

is Azerbaijani spoken while sunbathing on the coast.

Turkish is Azerbaijani spoken while sunbathing on the coast.