Welsh (language) is what appears on the screen after you have inadvertently been resting your elbow on the keyboard.
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Welsh (language) is some reasonable language that had its stock of vowels pillaged by Polynesians, yes, but which one? Irish? They really don't sound that much alike.
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Welsh (language) is Breton spoken by Methodists (being sober, they have no problem with [T] and [D], keep their vowels and [r]'s clear, don't turn their diphthongs inside out ...).
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Welsh (language) is American English spoken by an Indian rap artist trying to keep his head above water.
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Welsh (language) is practically spoken in Swansea and essentially spoken in Aberystwyth.