William Faulkner, n.All

William Faulkner is a man who uses a lot of big words. His sentences are from here to the airport.

William Faulkner is our greatest literary sadist because it is not merely his characters who have to run the gauntlet but also his readers.

Faulkner added a 'u' to his last name, “Falkner” in an attempt to list in the military in Canada as a brit. He was too short for the US military

Faulkner pretended he had seen battle in WWI (he hadn't) by walking around with fake store-bought wings and a fake leg injury

William Faulkner is a man who seems to think big emotions come from big words.

William Faulkner is a difficult writer. One can rarely tell whether his characters are making love or playing tennis.