Winston Churchill, n.All

Winston Churchill was a stutterer. As a child, one of his teachers warned, “Because of his stuttering he should be discouraged from following in his father’s political footsteps.”

Winston Churchill is a man who would rather make love to a word than to a woman.

Winston Churchill is the first person ever to be made an honorary citizen of the United States.

Winston Churchill is a man whose ear is so sensitively attuned to the bugle note of history that he often deaf to the more raucous clamor of modern life.

Winston Churchill is, by all appearances, a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.

Winston Churchill is a man whose ear is so sensitively attuned to the bugle note of history that he is often deaf to the more raucous clamor of modern life.

Churchill smoked eight to ten cigars a day, sometimes as much as fifteen.

Winston Churchill, a notorious drinker, circumvented prohibition while visiting the U.S. by obtaining a letter from his doctor prescribing alcohol for treatment following a vehicular accident.

Winston Churchill was 5’6″ (1.68 m) tall.

Winston Churchill, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt and Eleanor Roosevelt were all cousins through one connection or another. (FDR and Eleanor were about five times removed.)

Winston Churchill is a man suffering from petrified adolescence.

Winston Churchill is a man who would kill his own mother just so he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Winston Churchill is a man ready to meet his Maker. Whether his Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting him is another matter.

Winston Churchill is a man begotten of froth out of foam.