agnostic

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is Betwixt and between an atheist and a theist.

is An educated man who doesn't pretend to know what uneducated men are sure of.

is a man who says he knows nothing about God and who, when you agree with him, becomes angry.

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls'

is often just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass.

You are not an agnostic... You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass.

is a person of such supreme confidence that they are unwilling to hedge their bets.

is a person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry.