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My wife and I just told our son, 'We're going to Disneyland!" He was so excitedI don't know why, we never said he was coming

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An Amusement park is a walled city populated mainly by teenagers, who willingly pay to have their bodies and brains agitated on a variety of fiendish contraptions designed to induce vomiting.

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