australian, n.All

An Australian is just a feral British person.

The Australian accent is apparently the result of a 'drunken slur' caused by the heavy drinking of the early settlers

Australian is just a British person who is happy.

Australian is someone who is too drunk to feel his sunburn.

Australian adults are required, by law, to vote in all federal elections.

An Australian is a person who, if you find him indoors, it's a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.

An Australian is the international Florida man.

An Australian is just a British Texan.

Australian is a small race, but there's divinity in their cricket.

The Australian is a violently loud alcoholic roughneck whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car.