australian, n.All

Australian is someone who is too drunk to feel his sunburn.

An Australian is just a feral British person.

Australian is just a British person who is happy.

The Australian accent is apparently the result of a 'drunken slur' caused by the heavy drinking of the early settlers

The Australian is a violently loud alcoholic roughneck whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car.

Australian is a small race, but there's divinity in their cricket.

Australian adults are required, by law, to vote in all federal elections.

An Australian is the international Florida man.

An Australian is just a British Texan.

An Australian is a person who, if you find him indoors, it's a fair bet that he will have a glass in his hand.