baggage carousel

is just a festival of selfishness and stupidity.

Baggage carousels are just festivals of selfishness and stupidity.

is like a fuckhead magnet. The bigger the fool, the nearer he needs to stand

Baggage carousels are like fuckhead magnets. The bigger the fool, the nearer he needs to stand

I mean, the baggage claim carousel is basically the honor system writ large.

is the equivalent of watching a pack of seagulls fight over a chip

Luggage carousels are like the equivalent of watching a pack of seagulls fight over a chip

 sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.

The baggage carousel sounds a lot more fun than it actually is.

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