banquet, n.All

A Banquet is a fifty-cent dinner served in sufficient quantity to enable a caterer to charge twenty dollars for it

A Banquet is an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking about something you don't understand to a crowd of people who don't want to hear what you have to say.

A Banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging.

A Banquet is an affair at which a man may insist that he isn’t much of a speaker, then gets up and spends two hours trying to prove it.

A Banquet is a $10 dinner served in sufficient numbers to enable the caterer to charge $50 for it.

A Banquet is a plate of cold chicken and anaemic green peas completely surrounded by dreary speakers and appeals for donations

A Banquet is dinner during which you must be aware of indigestion brought about by speeches.