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is driven by a desire to covertly make the american people pay reparations. His goal is to create a new america that will settle old racial scores through new social justice.

is a dvider-in-chief who talks the talk and then walks a completely different walk.

is a man who does not come out of the American black experience and everything white Americans feel guilty about.

Don't make the mistake, America, of voting for Barack Obama who, by the way, does not come out of the American black experience and everything white Americans feel guilty about. He's a Hawaiian born in 1961.

is a man who redefined the Democratic Party from the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, to surrender, socialism, and subprime mortgages.

I think Obama has redefined the Democratic Party. It used to be the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, and now it's surrender, socialism, and subprime mortgages.

is a man whose signature move is to invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons.

That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons.

is a man with a scary Muslim name. Democrats might as well run Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for president, because the name Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is surely no more frightening than B. Hussein Obama.

Democrats should run Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for president. He's more coherent than Dennis Kucinich, he dresses like their base, he's more macho than John Edwards, and he's willing to show up at a forum where he might get one hostile question - unlike the current Democratic candidates for president who won't debate on Fox News Channel. He's not married to an impeached president, and the name Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is surely no more frightening than B. Hussein Obama.

is idolized by the press. They think he's Lincoln. But if they really want to treat him like Lincoln, they should call him an ape and an illiterate baboon (as Lincoln's critics called him).

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.

is the president most likely to be descended from a slave trader, since Kenya had a major slave-trading port, and the Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade.

Because of all our presidents, Barack Obama is the one most likely to be descended from a slave trader, since Kenya had a major slave-trading port, and the Muslims were heavily involved in the slave trade.

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Barack Obama