broccoli, n.All

Broccoli is a food where each piece is like a miniature forest

Who does a broccoli teenager like to call?He likes to cauliflower

Broccoli is an amalgamation of dozens of mini broccoli

Broccoli is fractal, so "break into florets" is a meaningless instruction is a meaningless instruction

Have you heard Bruce Lee has a vegetarian brother?Brocco Lee

What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable?Barackoli

Broccoli is edible bonsai trees

Broccoli is a push-broom for your colon.

Broccoli is a human innovation and a man-made food, being a result of the selective breeding of wild cabbage plants started around the 6th century BC

Broccoli is like devouring forests.

Broccoli is a sponge for ranch dressing.

Broccoli's difficult to say anything nice about except that it has no bones.

Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower