Become Less Valuable After Use

Break Their Promises

Deteriorate Without Being Noticed

Don’t Know They’re Important

Exist To Be Emptied

Expire

Gather In Drawers

Hide Their Importance

Need Charging

Nobody Notices Until They’re Missing

Punish Neglect

Reward Redundancy

Sit In A Drawer

Store

Wear Out While Helping

battery

feminism

dad joke

battle of the sexes

robot

vacation

flashlight

burial

collective noun

Cockney Rhyming Slang

gasoline

Tesla

electricity

recursion

trivia

aluminum foil

iphone

one-liner

cooking

smoke detector

christmas present

Santa Claus

vibrator

airport

prank

punishment

charger

environmentalism

mowing the lawn

beer

nonalcoholic beer

introvert

will

texting

screenshot

abuse of power

parenting

cell phone

remote control

is the most dramatic object because while other things break, batteries die.

Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.

is, much like breasts, an object that gets smaller the more A's it has.

battery, n.All

battery