smartphone, n.All

The Smartphone is like religion, it was brought about to keep people closer but ended up doing exactly opposite.

The Smartphone is a pacifier for adults.

The Smartphone is the best thing to happen to shitting since the newspaper.

The Smartphone is a device that was designed to keep people looking down, but without a trace of humility.

A Smartphone is a colostomy bag for our brains

The Smartphone is an electronic device that tracks your location at all times; which is a feature set that used to be a condition of parole.

A Smartphone is not so smart. If it were, it would have ended that call before I said ‘I told you so’ to my wife.

A Smartphone is a little machine that converts electricity and free time into dopamine.