Bob Dylan, n.All

Bob Dylan apparently introduced the Beatles to cannabis. He rolled a joint and passed it to Ringo, who was said to have not realized he was supposed to pass the joint and smoked the whole joint to himself

Bob Dylan sounds like a vacuum cleaner that's being switched off.

Bob Dylan sings like he's making fun of handicapped people

Bob Dylan is a singer who sounds like when the batteries run down on your walkman.

Bob Dylan was a stage name borrowed from the poet, Dylan Thomas. His real name is Robert Zimmerman.

Bob Dylan is a man who proves that it is possible to play the harmonica, professionally, for thirty years and still show no sign of improvement.

Bob Dylan is a self-parody

Bob Dylan's other stage names include Elston Gunn, Tedham Porterhous, Blind Boy Grunt, Robert Milkwood Thomas, Boo Wilbury, Sergei Petrov and Jack Frost

Bob Dylan has never had a #1 single outside of The Byrds' cover of "Mr. Tambourine Man".

Bob Dylan sounds like a frog being strangled.

Bob Dylan sounds like a door being opened

Bob Dylan is a man who sings like he's greeting a dog.

Bob Dylan's father, Abe Zimmerman, was a semi-professional baseball player