Post Malone, n.All

Post Malone is an animate middle-school desk.

Post Malone is a hip hop's Bon Iver

Post Malone is Chris Pratt if things had gone sideways

Post Malone is actually just Shia LaBeouf doing a performance art piece

Post Malone is a trailer park that wished to become a real boy.

Post Malone is rocking an I-like-to-eat-out-of-the-trash kind of look.

Post Malone is rocking that I-fell-asleep-at-a-kegger-and-my-friends-went-at-me-with-a-Sharpie look

Post Malone is a special needs muppet.