botany, n.All

Botany is the art of drying plants between sheets of paper and call them names in Greek and Latin.

Botany is not a science; it is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin.

The poinsettia is named after Joel Roberts Poinsett, first United States ambassador to Mexico and the amateur botanist who introduced the plant to the U.S. in 1825

Botany is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin.

Botany is the only thing about flowers that coeds dislike.