The Brussel sprout is vegan meatballs
The Brussel sprout is like a hot baked salad.
The Brussel sprout is essentially used anal beads
The Brussel sprout is like asparagus but like in a ball
The Brussel sprout is just fart balls.
The Brussel sprout is just mini heads of lettuce that taste like feet.
The Brussel sprout is just single portion cabbages.
The Brussel sprout is just salad furballs.