Catholic

collective noun

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is a person who commits more sins than anyone else but gets no fun out of it.

a person who commits more sins than anyone else but gets no fun out of it.

is raised with the idea that he will die any minute now and if he doesn't live his life in a certain way, this death is an introduction to an eternity of pain.

A Catholic is raised with the idea that he will die any minute now and if he doesn't live his life in a certain way, this death is an introduction to an eternity of pain.

is one who believes what the Church teaches and the climate makes no difference.

If you're a Catholic you believe what the Church teaches and the climate makes no difference.

is distinguished from the Jew in that Jews are born with guilt. Catholics have to learn it in school.

The difference between Jews and Catholics is that Jews are born with guilt. Catholics have to learn it in school!

is not a real catholic unless he's got so many candles in his house he can't even get fire insurance.

Everyone knows Charlie is Catholic. He's really into it. He's got so many candles in his house he can't even get fire insurance!

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