easter, n.All

Easter is to church what New Years is for gyms.

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

Easter is the story of the fundamental fight between life and death, between hope and despair.

Easter is a national celebration of chocolate.

Easter is a day for new clothing — At Easter let your clothes be new Or else be sure you will it rue.

Easter is the soul's first taste of spring.

Easter is a day that suggests only the renewing of the cycle of time, the euphoria with which we greet the end of winter and the coming of summer.

Easter is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.