cocktail party

is an excuse to drink for people who don't need any excuse.

A cocktail party is an excuse to drink for people who don't need any excuse.

 starts out with people mixing drinks and ends up with drinks mixing people.

A cocktail party starts out with people mixing drinks and ends up with drinks mixing people.

is a gathering where olives are speared in the middle and friends are stabbed in the back.

is a gathering where you spear olives and stab friends.

is where they cut sandwiches and friends into little pieces

is a holding operation: everyone holds a cocktail, a canape and a conversation all at the same time.

A cocktail party is a holding operation: everyone holds a cocktail, a canape and a conversation all at the same time.

is an event where glasses are upset, liquor spilled, names dropped, and reputations overturned.

At a cocktail party glasses are upset, liquor spilled, names PARTY 580 PASS dropped, and reputations overturned.

is men and women standing around in circles discussing men and women running around in triangles.

A cocktail party consists of men and women standing around in circles discussing men and women running around in triangles.

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