comet, n.All

A Comet is an icy astroid

Comets smell terrible. Their chemistry resembles rotten eggs, urine, and burning matches.

A Comet is a thicc shooting star

A Comet is a dusty cosmic snowball

A Comet is never seen in the sky without indicating disaster.

A Comet is the same idea as deep-fried ice cream

How do you keep an asteroid’s hair looking nice?You com-et

A Comet is a dirty space iceberg

So many idiots, so few comets.

A Comet is like a cat: They have tails and do what they want.

A Comet is never seen in the sky without indicating disaster.

Mark Twain was born on November 30, 1835 when Haley’s Comet came into view, and passed away on April 10, 1910, a day after Haley’s Comet came into view again.

Mark Twain was born on the day when Halley’s Comet flew by earth. He said “I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it.” Halley’s Comet next appeared on April 21, 1910 which is the day Mark…