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is not always stupid, but the stupid tend to always be conservative.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.' John Stuart Mill

is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.

The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy... that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness. John Kenneth Galbraith

is a liberal who's been mugged, and a libertarian is a conservative who's been indicted.

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, and a libertarian is a conservative who's been indicted. Jack Abramoff

is a liberal who's been mugged, just as a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested.

If a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, a liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. Tom Wolfe

is a man in power, and a liberal is one who wants to get there. That is all the difference.

The difference between a Conservative and a Liberal is this: that a Conservative is a man in power, and a Liberal is one who wants to get there. That is all the difference.

is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that 'ancient institution' the old one.

A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that 'ancient institution' the old one. Douglas Jerrold

is a man with two perfectly good legs though has never learned how to walk forward.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. Franklin D. Roosevelt

is both the very poor, who cannot afford the effort of taking thought for the day after tomorrow and the very wealthy, who have small occasion to be discontented with the situation as it stands today.

The abjectly poor, and all those person whose energies are entirely absorbed by the struggle for daily sustenance, are conservative because they cannot afford the effort of taking thought for the day after tomorrow... just as the highly prosperous are conservative because they have small occasion to be discontented with the situation as it stands today. Thorstein Veblen

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