Did you hear about the new rap group made up of politicians?They're called Hip-hocrisy
What's the difference between baseball and politics?In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.

Politics is a form founded upon the distinction between the private and the public sphere.
I thought about going into politics, but I could never cheat on my wife

I believe in the two-party systemOne on Friday and one on Saturday
Politics is a science insofar as one demonstrate that one is oneself right and that others are wrong.
Politics is a phenomenon only existing in acts that separate society from itself by challenging the natural order of things in the name of equality, thereby polemically reconfiguring the distribution of the sensible.
Politics is a noble activity. We should revalue it, practice it with vocation and a dedication that requires testimony, martyrdom, that is to die for the common good.
Politics is a pursuit like the chasing of women: the expense is dammable, the position ridiculous, the pleasure fleeting.
Politics is a sphere where what is at stake is not life, but the world, and as such the experiences of equality, plurality, amor mundi and excellence in action and speech.
