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Did you hear about the new rap group made up of politicians?They're called Hip-hocrisy

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Politics is a field where the choice lies constantly between two blunders.

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What's the difference between baseball and politics?In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing.

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Politics is a form founded upon the distinction between the private and the public sphere.

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I thought about going into politics, but I could never cheat on my wife

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I believe in the two-party systemOne on Friday and one on Saturday

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Politics is a science insofar as one demonstrate that one is oneself right and that others are wrong.

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Politics is a phenomenon only existing in acts that separate society from itself by challenging the natural order of things in the name of equality, thereby polemically reconfiguring the distribution of the sensible.

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Politics is a noble activity. We should revalue it, practice it with vocation and a dedication that requires testimony, martyrdom, that is to die for the common good.

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Politics is a pursuit like the chasing of women: the expense is dammable, the position ridiculous, the pleasure fleeting.

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Politics is a sphere where what is at stake is not life, but the world, and as such the experiences of equality, plurality, amor mundi and excellence in action and speech.

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