dark chocolate

is like milk chocolate with a built in child theft protection mechanism.

Dark chocolate is like milk chocolate but with a built in child theft protection mechanism.

is like that one girl who was never hot growing up, but now that were older, she's super hot!

Dark chocolate is like that one girl who was never hot growing up, but now that were older, she's super hot!

is like the in-laws of the chocolate world. It's okay sometimes but only in small doses.

Dark chocolate is like the in-laws of the chocolate world. It's okay sometimes but only in small doses.

Dark chocolate is like...the broccoli of chocolate.

dark chocolate, n.All