eclipse, n.All

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it

How does the moon cut his hair?Eclipse it

Eclipses are possible because of the incredible coincidence that the moon is 1/400th the size of the sun but also 1/400th the distance from earth

An Eclipse is the only time when the man in the moon has a place in the sun.

An Eclipse is what a cockney barber does for a living.

The Eclipse is the eyelid of the night.