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The Eucharist is a sacred feast of the religious sect of theophagi surrounded by a long, murderous dispute among its members as to what it was that they ate.

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The Eucharist is salvation by the pound, or by the pint. (If one should eat, say, a pound of eucharistic chips and drink two quarts of the holy water a day, one would be cleansed of all sin and be much richer in bacteria.)

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The Eucharist points us to something, to the fact that as the human family we always need to make room for one more, that we always need to find a way to share.

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The Eucharist is the first act of religious conversion through missionary work with native cannibals.

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The Eucharist is cannibalism as practiced by Christians.

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