feminist, n.All

A Feminist is a woman who intends to fulfill her destiny by aping the worst traits of her oppressors.

A Feminist is a man who believes that siding with women will get him more dates.

The Feminist is any woman now who cares To think about her own affairs.

A Feminist is a woman who wants equality more than she wants a man.

A Feminist is a man or woman who already knows for a fact that men and women are equal and wants society to wake up to that fact, so the world can stop operating at half-strength.

The Feminist is a woman who complains that all the sperm donors are men.

The Feminist is a female that prefers plots and plans to pots and pans.

A Feminist is a little lady who wants to become a man because she failed as a woman.