Free will is, according to Christians, ironic in that it suggests we have free will because the boss says so.
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Free will is a concept relying on the erroneous notion of cause and effect whereby our will is erroneously taken as a 'cause' when any event could just as likely be taken instead as the unfettered assertion of wills from all sides.
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Free will is problematic if two times two will be four even without my will. How can you call that man's free will'.
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Free will necessarily implies fate, just as spirit implies matter, and good implies evil.
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