A Granola bar is candy masquerading as health food.
A Granola bar is an oat-based jaw breaker.
A Granola bar is oat-based particle board
A Granola bar is an oatmeal cookie with better PR
A Granola bar is cereal in a .zip file.
A Granola bar is a candy bar for adults who like to go in for self-delusion.
A Granola bar is the only junk food that makes you feel you're doing yourself a solid.
A Granola bar is a crumb grenade.
