haunted house, n.All

A Haunted house is an escape room where you pee your pants.

A Haunted house is a house where people who are no longer living live.

A Haunted house is an interactive museum

Haunted houses appear in nearly every culture.

A Haunted house is a retro malfunctioning smart house

A Haunted house is a strip club. you can't touch the employees . . .who all look infected

How does a ghost open the door of a haunted house?She uses a spoo-key

A Haunted house is a house with PTSD

A Haunted house is basically strip-club rules: they're free to touch you, but you aren't free to touch them.

A Haunted house is a horror movie you pay to be trapped in