higher education, n.All

Higher education is essentially paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in skyrocketing tuition for the privilege of being turned into conformists.

Higher education is where people who had big plans in high school get stuck in fierce rivalries with equally smart peers over conventional careers like management consulting and investment banking.

Higher education is not essential to either success or happiness; Hothouses of learning do not always grow anything edible.

Higher education is overrated — a Master of Art is not worth a Fart.

Higher education is a business that doesn’t know it’s going out of business.

Higher education is an institution that holds itself out as a kind of universal church, outside of which there is no salvation.

Higher education is tasked to make man into a machine by teaching him how to suffer being bored.