ikea, n.All

Ikea is just boring LEGO for grown-ups.

Ikea is like a LEGO set while Home Depot is like a bucket of LEGOs.

IKEAan acronym for (I)ngvar (K)amprad (E)lmtaryd (A)gunnaryd. This is (a) the founder’s first/last name (b) the farm where he grew up (c) and his hometown

Ikea is a company thanks to which the phrase "My grandfather built this with his own two hands" won't have quite the same impact it once did.

Ikea is swedish for maze.

Ikea is a store that makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Ikea is such a labyrinth. Apparently the employees are just shoppers who got lost and couldn't find their way out.

Ikea's founder is notoriously cheap. He lives in a small home, eats at Ikea, takes the bus and only flies economy class.