cheapskate, n.All

Why did the Jewish man like to watch porno movies backwards?He liked the part where the hooker gives the money back

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?A canoe tips

A Cheapskate is someone who doesn't care how he's treated as long as he is.

Ikea's founder is notoriously cheap. He lives in a small home, eats at Ikea, takes the bus and only flies economy class.

So, what's the smoothest way to tell your dinner date that she has to get something of equal or lesser value?