Indie rock is rock where all the songs are in second person
Indie rock is 50s revival music.
Indie rock is punk rock minus everything that makes punk "punk".
Indie rock is white liberal homosexual rock for college kids.
Indie rock is skinny, white guys
Indie rock is pop punk for people whose parents were nice to them
Indie rock is Christian rock for atheists.
Indie rock is just straight dudes who confuse being maladjusted creeps for profundity