knitting, n.All

During WWII, female spies passed secret info by knitting coded messages into scarves

What do tired, sleepy New Yorkers knit with?Yawn

Knitting is basically the process if tangling string

‘Doctor! Doctor! I feel like an old sock.’‘Well, I’ll be darned.’

Knitting is an activity that gives women something to think about while they are talking.

Knitting is the original 3D printing.

Knitting is really just 3D printing fabric by hand.

Knitting is coding for grannies.

Knitting is impaling cloth millions of times over until it forms something.

Knitting is extremely inefficient and labor-intensive 3-D printing.

Knitting is a type of engineering.