latin (language), n.All

Latin (language) is an undead language

Fido, the classic dog name, is from the Latin for "faithful.”

Latin (language) is probably a dead language because people were tired of randomly summoning demons and casting spells in ordinary conversations.

Latin (language) is not a dead language - it is an immortal language.

Latin (language) is what you have if you read a satanist mass backwards. (tse assim, eti!)

Latin (language) is Gaulish, but tour guides need to say both.

Latin (language) is bad Greek.

Latin (language) is Greek with all of the interesting bits dropped into the Adriatic.

Latin (language) is the mother language of languages that do not communicate with each other.