dog, n.All

Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.~ Pavlov's Dog

The Dog is capable of being made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners, while cats refuse to take the blame for anything including their own sins.

The Dog is a character of doing, the cat is a character of being.

A Dog is a poem.

I wonder how many of those cocaine-sniffing dogs have to go to rehab

The Dog is an emotional mirror and on every level. Everything about dogs is reflecting back to us what is happening within us, and within our society.

I went to the zoo the other day, but all it had was a dog in a cageIt was a shih tzu

What do you call a dog with no legs?Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming

The Dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his Gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls.

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikesI told him my dogs don't even own bikes

The Dog is a gentleman... one should hope to go to his heaven not man's.

The Dog is a material-semiotic entity. It is not a metaphor. It is just dog. It is not here to think with, it is here to live with.

The Dog is a reflection of the family. Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.