magnet, n.All

A Magnet is a glue with commitment issues.

Magnets pull through wood and paper.

A Magnet is just a sticky rock.

Magnets can be cut in half forever without producing a single pole.

A Magnet is metal velcro.

A Magnet is horny particles.

Magnetic north is actually magnetic south.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?I find you very attractive

A Magnet is a fridge bumper sticker.

A Magnet is technically homophobic.

A Magnet is a haunted piece of metal.

Lodestones guided sailors long before science explained them.

A Magnet is just sticky metal.