Marilyn Monroe, n.All

Ronald Regan sent out the army photographer who first discovered Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe is a woman with breasts like granite and a brain like Swiss cheese.

Marilyn Monroe is an arrogant little tail twitcher who learned to throw sex in your face.

Marilyn Monroe is a broad with a big future behind her. .

Marilyn Monroe is a vacuum with nipples.

Marilyn Monroe is a woman with curves in places other women don't even have places.

Marilyn Monroe is good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

Marilyn Monroe is so minimally gifted as to be almost unemployable.

Marilyn Monroe is still a sex symbol because we never saw her old.